my life

i am a husband. i am a father of three. i work with computers all day. and enjoy it. i listen to live 105 and ksjs. i have one eyebrow as do my two sons - you're welcome. i think i am the best basketball player at my work, but it has yet to be proven. i suffer from memory loss. my calves are most likely bigger than yours. i own and operate a macbook pro.

my friends

are all on [facebook]

my rides

    toyota mr2
      geo prizm
        volkswagen passat
          bmw z3
            volkswagen gti
              bmw z4
                audi s4
                  honda civic hybrid (ouch!)
                    ac transit van hool a300

its wicked cold back east

(gotta love that 50-50 weight distribution on the nissan 370z)

and people riding out the storm by enjoying the necessities of life, bacon and beer.

gravity sucks

friday fremont fornication links

for about 60 minutes, isaac and i thought of team names for marcos’ upcoming t-ball team. he’s currently on the tigers, like the major league team from detroit. it would be nice if we can pick our own names for the team based on the composition of the kids – fremont fartbags, fremont failures or fremont phreakshow might be more appropriate? got any suggestions? send them to me.

-> a “growler” is a new way to tote your beer around. it’s a 64-oz jug that you can get filled up at your local bar and then bring home what you don’t finish [ny times]

-> the annual national cub and cougar convention just met the other week in millbrae. i know a couple ladies who might like to get into this next year [sj mercury]

-> who needs photoshop when you have ms paint for your web artwork? [squicky.com]

-> this guy’s wife cries at the end of movies, almost any movie – he’s captured this and posted them to youtube. he must like sleeping on the couch [cryingwife.com]

i wouldn’t be smiling either

jesus condom

westboro church FTL

westboro baptist church in topeka, kansas came out to san francisco to spread their hate towards gay folks and some of our own bay area natives caught wind of this and staged a counter-protest of their own. they made some humorous signs and mixed in with the protestors. this was enough to confuse the passers-by and neutralize the demonstration. the wbc folks left the scene quickly after that, with their heads hanging in defeat.

more signs here [asylum.com]

i think there are more gay people in san francisco than the entire population of topeka (pop. 122,000). maybe instead of flying these protestors around the country, why not give it back to some needy groups in their own home state?

it seems very self-serving to interpret the bible in their own way. why don’t they protest some of the other things that are banned in the book of leviticus, such as bowl cuts, tattoos, and eating shellfish? [bspcn.com]

i’m gonna wait for the ipad nano

the second rev of apple products are usually better than the first.

conan’s new craigslist ad

my personal motto for 33 years

babies and puppies are chick magnets

saw this good ad during the lakers/cavs game last night:

i am hungry for lunch

kate beckinsale has the right idea for lunch – in and out burger! now, i just need to find someone to bring me there…

thanks to [trimac1] for the picture.