my life

i am a husband. i am a father of three. i work with computers all day. and enjoy it. i listen to live 105 and ksjs. i have one eyebrow as do my two sons - you're welcome. i think i am the best basketball player at my work, but it has yet to be proven. i suffer from memory loss. my calves are most likely bigger than yours. i own and operate a macbook pro.

my friends

are all on [facebook]

my rides

    toyota mr2
      geo prizm
        volkswagen passat
          bmw z3
            volkswagen gti
              bmw z4
                audi s4
                  honda civic hybrid (ouch!)
                    ac transit van hool a300

the only work clock anyone needs

left-brain people are cool

imagine how terrible a world full of right-brain people would be, kinda like how china is today.

in memory of today’s date

i love the fashion – dark mustard slacks, jean jacket and slingbacks.

of the gals, only jennie garth turned out ok

here she is next to tori spelling

everything i need to know about links

-> this man and my mom must know each other in some way [the onion]

-> i’m working on a project at work to put our services ‘in the cloud’ so you can work from the office or from home without any functional change in the way you work. there are other benefits too [the oatmeal]

-> my childhood buddy and neighbor phil winston is the new principal at palo alto high school. the same guy who had the coolest british knights shoes, biker shorts and fanny packs has done well. he is also banging anna grilli [mercury news]

-> this would be a fun picture project to take except i don’t look anything like my dad [lmld]

-> free lessons in css, python, mysql from google engineers [google code]

masters degree in trolling

i can imagine trying to do this to mr. gary and getting the slap down, or at least that evil left eye of his.

a night to remember

could they not have picked a better theme for the alzheimer’s party?

13 more years of school

we just had one finish high school and we are starting anew with the son. not even a year off to relax – great family planning there. he’s at the same school that i started at and i saw a couple childhood friends bringing their young ones on the first day of school too.

as of noon today, there has been no call from the office about marcos being involved in some physical altercation or trying to pilfer the supply cabinet of the teacher.

doylez bring bad luck to the giants

the giants could not complete a sweep of the cincinatti reds today at att park.

the doyle clan took caltrain up to the game for an end-of-summer family outing before school starts next week for the kids. we had a good time, but couldn’t stay for all 12 innings of the game, which the giants eventually lost. the boys liked the train ride, but maybe less than i thought. next time we’ll take the ferry into the game.

i still have faith in madison bumgarner even though he killed my fantasy stats today. on the flip side, joey votto hammered the giants today and he also is on my fantasy team. for all of his production (4-7, 2HR, 4RBI) i gave a discreet fist pump to myself so as not to anger the surrounding giants fans.

if only we had video cameras

suddenly our dunking pictures from back in the day look pretty amateurish compared to these kids enjoying their summer break. if only we had a pool and a video camera (and balls) when we were younger.

marcos masters the photobomb

marcos masters the photobomb. i was going to take a picture of mom walking back with the baby and he jumps up to get a face in.

urban dictionary defines the photobomb.