so the dodgers have signed a bunch of free agents this winter like schmidt, nomar, juan pierre, and luis gonzalez, while the giants got poorer and older re-signing bonds to his 37th season in san francisco where he’ll play maybe 50 games and be our dh when we’re in american league parks. great. i have to hear a whole season of steve cackling loudly and needling me, more so now that he’s moving up from la to about 0.1 miles away.

i can take solace in the fact that no matter how the dodgers do year-after-year, my personal friends will still hate them. even mozilla thunderbird, my email program, caught this sarcastic dodgers email sent by the aforementioned steve and rightfully flagged it as a SCAM: