brizzle asked about the chuck norris facts today and so i thought it would be good to revisit my favorite ones:

1. Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

2. Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.

3. There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

4. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

5. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

6. Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

7. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

[and my favorite]

8. Chuck Norris puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter”.