if you don’t know what an at-at is, don’t bother reading further. i promise it’s a waste of your time.
in some social circles, this stroller would get your kid some serious props. in other circles, he would get stuffed in a garbage or get an indian burn.
more information here for the uninformed [wikipedia]
i took a couple days off next week so i don’t have to work till next thursday. i hope to not accomplish much since it’s been hectic the last couple weeks.
cool slight-rave-glowstick-style 3-d light show [flickr]
what the world’s different families eat per month [mercola.com]
this would be excellent to have, but having a wife is better [techeblog]
random structures make cool shadows [panther house]
also, i use google analytics to review stats on the website – it helps me count the 3 visitors who actually come here to read the stories. one of the sections shows what keywords people searched for in google that ended up at my site. here’s the top 10 phrases as measured by google:
item 6 & item 9 are my favorites – item 9 especially. if you go to google and search for “how to sell crystal meth”, my site comes in at #3 [click here to do this in google]. it’s purely by mistake/chance but i know some people pay big money to be right at the top of a google search. i just like the fact that 3 people actually searched for how to sell devil’s dust on google. what’s next a wikipedia article?
what would you save first in a fire?
unless someone has a gun, you’re not likely to see any city cops racing to your house when you have a disturbance outside or someone growing huge amounts of pot across the street. the guy in the article could have very well been my dad, considering how his logic works:
remember the album cover for nirvana’s nevermind album?
the baby in the pool is now 16 years old.
i wonder if there are any lasting effects on having his weiner exposed to 100 million people when he was younger.
the only thing that seems to slow marcos down these days is the hard asphalt under a gravel road. the two met on sunday and the road got the upper hand.
was on call for the first part of the weekend but got out of the house enough to enjoy the excellent weather. went up to ed levin park with marcos and hiked around till he got tired and wanted me to hold him.
and, of course, trying to pick up rocks to throw in the water:
and after 100 practice jumps a day, his vertical leap is now about the same as mine these days:
this week there’s not much coming up but might get a chance to hit the padres-giants game on tuesday night.
remember “at the playground” by another bad creation? what a disaster that turned out to be, considering they were produced by bell biv devoe. i wouldn’t be surprised to see them on an upcoming “dancing with the stars” episode. here’s some stuff to get you lubed up for the weekend.
transformers movie posters. this movie and megan fox are looking good [umc]
parents debate if teens should be allowed to drink at home with parents [newsweek]
woman fights back her identity thief [sfgate]
winnie from the wonder years is probably the hottest math teacher ever [good magazine]
and..
you have to like this sign at the park…especially that bottom right corner picture.
who knew the wheelbarrow was encouraged at playgrounds!?
not me so much, but the wife has dropped maybe 5-10 pounds. i was thinking to bring something like this home, you know, to help out and stuff.
it’s only a matter of months weeks before marcos has a higher vertical leap than his daddy.
so has phammy, so i don’t feel so bad. i still don’t mind walking around with my shirt off in public. i could stand to lose 10-20 pounds but i’m not stressin just yet. a couple of the guys below have no business having their shirts off:
look at that guy on the right. he would get beat up and/or fondled in almost every locker room arond the country flaunting those b-cups. who needs a girlfriend with a set like those.
if you were looking to carjack someone, look no further. i think it’s safe to assume that anyone who puts pi to 27 places on his or her car will not give much physical resistance.
to a fellow paki who plans to fix it up with some aftermarket parts. i’m just glad to get rid of that extra monthly payment.
 
farewell mr. audi.
mostly from the altered sleep hours that i accumulate over the weekend. i was invited to play basketball in mountain view tonight as a guest of jon foster from work. we all arrived at the designated time and i guess the court was not open because they were getting it ready for an upcoming graduation ceremony. the unsettled question of who is the best basketball player at atempo will remain for one additional week. i met a couple of the guys and i think it’s going to be a good weekly run.
enjoy these stories that were hand-picked for your maximum reading enjoyment:
amazing but true facts if chuck norris were president [worldnetdaily]
strippers in pasadena fined for “excessive” nudity [wcco.com]
interesting foundations of scientology [xenu.net]
and
the pentagon wanted to build a gay-bomb a few years back [tondan.com]
and french swear words count too
thanks to paul-o for passing that along
if alyssa said she wanted to go out with a black guy, or red guy, or yellow guy, then i’m all for it, as long as he treats her well. it would be neat to hang out with some interesting people of other cultures to hear their sides of stories. my only requirement for skin color is that he does not mess up the exposure of our group pictures. in some cases, it just doesn’t work out well.
i was going to try and avoid the entire paris hilton thing altogether since the entire country seems to be consumed with this trashy whore, but this picture of her being escorted back to jail is just too good to pass up.
so ozzie decided he would dig up our senior prom pictures, being the nice guy that he is. i don’t think anyone was particularly thrilled that night, maybe except for vince because it was the beginning of his night rather than the end. someday i’ll post that pic here. in the meantime, feast your eyes on this picture from some midwestern town’s winter dance. giddyap!
if only chetty grew up in the midwest instead of the big city, he might be in a picture like this. instead, he takes pictures with movie stars in hollywood while wearing surplus military clothes.
as you may have noticed, i’ve been busy at home and work so not much going on in blogsville. i felt guilty that my three readers keep visiting the site looking some new posts and instead they get to stare at nothing. the following sites should buy me a little bit of time till i find the energy to write again:
teachers behaving badly [blogspot]
google maps catches guy peeing on side of road on hwy 1. google removed the image, but this guy has it mirrored [fbmore]
the absolute best myspace layout i have ever seen [myspace]
and other myspace layouts if you’re into wasting your time [mashable]
interesting profit calculator for many jobs [ny magazine]