imperial at-at stroller

if you don’t know what an at-at is, don’t bother reading further. i promise it’s a waste of your time.

in some social circles, this stroller would get your kid some serious props. in other circles, he would get stuffed in a garbage or get an indian burn.

more information here for the uninformed [wikipedia]

long weekend links

i took a couple days off next week so i don’t have to work till next thursday. i hope to not accomplish much since it’s been hectic the last couple weeks.

cool slight-rave-glowstick-style 3-d light show [flickr]

what the world’s different families eat per month [mercola.com]

this would be excellent to have, but having a wife is better [techeblog]

random structures make cool shadows [panther house]

also, i use google analytics to review stats on the website – it helps me count the 3 visitors who actually come here to read the stories. one of the sections shows what keywords people searched for in google that ended up at my site. here’s the top 10 phrases as measured by google:

  1. evan o’dorney
  2. elliot yamin
  3. evan o’dorney pitch
  4. bruce bowen dirty player
  5. jatbar
  6. kate beckinsale’s feet
  7. “white girls and gang signs”
  8. make your own southpark character
  9. how to sell crystal meth
  10. make a southpark character

item 6 & item 9 are my favorites – item 9 especially. if you go to google and search for “how to sell crystal meth”, my site comes in at #3 [click here to do this in google]. it’s purely by mistake/chance but i know some people pay big money to be right at the top of a google search. i just like the fact that 3 people actually searched for how to sell devil’s dust on google. what’s next a wikipedia article?

solution for slow police response

unless someone has a gun, you’re not likely to see any city cops racing to your house when you have a disturbance outside or someone growing huge amounts of pot across the street. the guy in the article could have very well been my dad, considering how his logic works:

finally…a nice relaxing weekend

was on call for the first part of the weekend but got out of the house enough to enjoy the excellent weather. went up to ed levin park with marcos and hiked around till he got tired and wanted me to hold him.

and, of course, trying to pick up rocks to throw in the water:

and after 100 practice jumps a day, his vertical leap is now about the same as mine these days:

this week there’s not much coming up but might get a chance to hit the padres-giants game on tuesday night.

playground links

remember “at the playground” by another bad creation? what a disaster that turned out to be, considering they were produced by bell biv devoe. i wouldn’t be surprised to see them on an upcoming “dancing with the stars” episode. here’s some stuff to get you lubed up for the weekend.

transformers movie posters. this movie and megan fox are looking good [umc]

parents debate if teens should be allowed to drink at home with parents [newsweek]

woman fights back her identity thief [sfgate]

winnie from the wonder years is probably the hottest math teacher ever [good magazine]

and..

you have to like this sign at the park…especially that bottom right corner picture.

who knew the wheelbarrow was encouraged at playgrounds!?