my life

i am a husband. i am a father of three. i work with computers all day. and enjoy it. i listen to live 105 and ksjs. i have one eyebrow as do my two sons - you're welcome. i am at a larger company now and i need to find out where i stand in the basketball rankings. i suffer from medically-confirmed memory loss. my calves are most likely bigger than yours. i own and operate a macbook pro, but i have to use a lenovo at work now. lame.

my current read


    great expectations

my rides


    toyota mr2


      geo prizm


        volkswagen passat


          bmw z3


            volkswagen gti


              bmw z4


                audi s4


                  honda civic hybrid (ouch!)


                    ac transit van hool a300


                      the silver bullet

                        honda civic hybrid (again!)

                          vta gillig phantom 9813

snoozing at work

i am an ardent supporter of taking a quick snooze at work. the problem is that i snore so loud i usually give it away. here’s a couple things you can say to save yourself if you get caught napping at your desk:

5. “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.”

4. “This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.”

3. “Whew!” Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time.”

2. “Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?”

and the NUMBER ONE thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk…

1. Raise your head slowly and say, “…in Jesus’ name, Amen.”

…but you didn’t hear it from me.

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