my life

i am a husband. i am a father of three. i work with computers all day. and enjoy it. i listen to live 105 and ksjs. i have one eyebrow as do my two sons - you're welcome. i think i am the best basketball player at my work, but it has yet to be proven. i suffer from memory loss. my calves are most likely bigger than yours. i own and operate a macbook pro.

my friends

are all on [facebook]

my rides

    toyota mr2
      geo prizm
        volkswagen passat
          bmw z3
            volkswagen gti
              bmw z4
                audi s4
                  honda civic hybrid (ouch!)
                    ac transit van hool a300

snoozing at work

i am an ardent supporter of taking a quick snooze at work. the problem is that i snore so loud i usually give it away. here’s a couple things you can say to save yourself if you get caught napping at your desk:

5. “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.”

4. “This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.”

3. “Whew!” Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time.”

2. “Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?”

and the NUMBER ONE thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk…

1. Raise your head slowly and say, “…in Jesus’ name, Amen.”

…but you didn’t hear it from me.

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