my life

i am a husband. i am a father of three. i work with computers all day. and enjoy it. i listen to live 105 and ksjs. i have one eyebrow as do my two sons - you're welcome. i am at a larger company now and i need to find out where i stand in the basketball rankings. i suffer from medically-confirmed memory loss. my calves are most likely bigger than yours. i own and operate a macbook pro, but i have to use a lenovo at work now. lame.

my current read


    great expectations

my rides


    toyota mr2


      geo prizm


        volkswagen passat


          bmw z3


            volkswagen gti


              bmw z4


                audi s4


                  honda civic hybrid (ouch!)


                    ac transit van hool a300


                      the silver bullet

                        honda civic hybrid (again!)

                          vta gillig phantom 9813

he’s f*cking ben affleck!

even if i was trying to get back at my wife for making some fantasy humor video with her banging brad pitt or something, i WOULD NOT be in a video with some other man where there was this much male touching going on. i have to give credit to jimmy kimmel for taking that risk in this video:

it’s meant as a comeback to this original sarah silverman video. man, she’s ugly but she is pretty funny.

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