my life

i am a warriors fan. i am a giants fan. i am a 49ers fan. i have a good-looking wife and kids. i do miss driving a car with a manual transmission although driving an electric car is pretty cool too. i donate money every month to the aclu and eff. my right shoe wears down differently than my left shoe. i have gained 5 (um, 10) pounds since i began working at a startup in san mateo because they offer free food and drinks.

my show

my rides


toyota mr2

geo prizm

volkswagen passat

bmw z3

volkswagen gti

bmw z4

audi s4

honda civic hybrid (ouch!)

ac transit van hool a300

the silver bullet

honda civic hybrid (again!)
vta gillig phantom 9813

he’s f*cking ben affleck!

even if i was trying to get back at my wife for making some fantasy humor video with her banging brad pitt or something, i WOULD NOT be in a video with some other man where there was this much male touching going on. i have to give credit to jimmy kimmel for taking that risk in this video:

it’s meant as a comeback to this original sarah silverman video. man, she’s ugly but she is pretty funny.

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