playing with the flash

me and marc (and his straight nerd bangs) had fun playing with the flash on daddy’s camera phone last night.

the only problem is that its lowest resolution is 640×480, which means i don’t think i can post directly from my phone anymore because my max width for pictures in this layout is 500px. i’ll try and test that over the weekend because its nice to be able to post instantly with a funny picture.

new jack johnson album is out

the master of chill put out another album and is readying for another tour. he’s playing at coachella, which doesn’t seem his style, but im sure the fans will enjoy the tunes. even if the wife doesn’t want to go, i know flee will go with me to see him.

if you want to download the album, let me know and i’ll give you the link.

a little more on butterfeet

tri brought up this picture of gemma atkinson today and while she is well-endowed in other spots, she also sports these:

looks like she was in a weird pedicure machinery accident when she was younger. if adriana lima came up to me and her feet looked like that, i would turn her down without hesitation.

full picture is here (nsfw site) [bastardly]

jessica alba upskirt!

how irritating to be a hot hollywood starlet, to be surrounded by pervs looking to score some cash with an upskirt shot. she’s wearing black tights – there’s no shot to be had! and try to be a little more discreet!?

chris webber starting!

so, let’s hope that c-webb doesn’t get hurt on thursday and that he gets to play some good minutes when the warriors play the kings on sunday because i will be 4 rows up from the floor, courtesy of some free tickets from our new vp of marketing at work.

and then on sunday, me and the boys are going to pebble beach to watch some golf and sit in the vip tent. we might need a muzzle and/or a straitjacker for ozzie. i am going to have to find some pants without holes.

post obama letdown links

we may get to see more of chelsea clinton in the white house…she’s grown up a bit from her earlier days

how to make a smoker from a trash can [cruftbox]

playing the bubble gum sequencer at a party will get you action [youtube]

mccain hates gooks and he hasn’t even tried to ever park at ranch 99 [sfgate]

pics taken at the right time [sawse]

fail [failblog]

if i was forced at gunpoint to choose a presidential daughter, i’d prob have to go with barbara bush:

jenna looks too much like daddy.

clinton, mccain carry california

so, california went with hillary today and not obama. i would have thought the bay area would have leaned obama’s way, but it seems that just about the whole state was with clinton on this one. you gotta admit that bill is a big part of how hillary got up to where she is. she seems a little more ordinary if she didn’t have him by her side. there’s some talk about obama being a running-mate to hillary, but i dont know how that would work.

on the republican side, mccain was leading most of the candidates as of the writing of this post. nothing typified a republican campaign headquarters than what they showed on channel 2 tonight. priya david was at their headquarters in pleasanton and there was about 15 white men chanting and holding signs. i swore one of them had a white pointy hood on in the background, but i was watching in standard def and not hd. even huckabee and romney had a person of color and a woman in their little committees.

more interesting for me was voting in my local precinct in fremont. my name wasn’t on the official voter rolls, so i had to vote provisional. i suppose in the grand scheme of things, it probably didn’t matter too much but it sure was intriguing to see all the different shapes, colors and sizes of people in my neighborhood.  without showing bias, i was easily the best basketball player of the group that i waited in line with.

and to close off this post, i saw this graphic which i think says it all:

he’s not talking about the gulf war.