if you’re lithe to start your workweek on monday, check these out:

-> a missouri man killed his wife with a gun while trying to make hole in his roof to mount a satellite dish. [kctv5]

-> some dead-on secrets of the married man, stuff that you don’t want to bring up to the wife unless you want to start a dialogue on it. if you have a wife like mine, just submit and roll over. [webmd]

-> interesting travel diary of an iranian man traveling in europe [lifegoeson]

-> lotus notes allows the nsa to intercept and read email. people say this sucks while ibm seems to think this is a good feature in the name of national security [heise.de]

-> why do pennies exist? it costs us 1.7 cents to make a penny. i would be happy to just be rid of the penny and have prices go to .05 increments. [new yorker]

ok, now get back to work.