i’ve had some slow going on the john every now and then, but 2 years is kinda ridiculous to be taking a dump. apparently, in kansas, it’s not such a ridiculous thing:

woman stuck to toilet seat [msnbc]

also…

let’s start a french woman importation company [huffingtonpost]

the internet wayback machine – put in a .com address from 1996 [archive]

finally, someone explains what national flags really mean [presscue]

mark my word, marcos will be wearing this r2-d2 beanie this winter [carissa]