well, another one of the longhorns is tying the knot this spring. i would usually have some obligatory trash talk and warnings to turn and run the other way, but anna seems super nice and a good match for my boy chetty. i can also hold out for some potential pillowfighting among the wives when we all meet up next. i’m already plotting strategy for that when we’re down for the ceremony in a few weeks time.

although bachelor party pictures aren’t officially supposed to exist, i can plot out a simple timeline of how last weekend went. the pictures will self-destruct within a week so make sure you see these now.

-> deep discussion at hwood on friday night about how the girls from 4th grade all turned out to be dogs 20 years later. facebook pictures definitely settle the “what might have been” talk.

-> semi-gay group shot at sunset while camping at san onofre. i would say that 10 years ago, this picture would have weighed 500 pounds less.

-> after a few drinks, chetty was excited to show how big his brain was. phammy was definitely enjoying it.

-> did i mentioned we had a keg of beer there and we finished it within 6 hours of being at the beach? for reference, a keg of beer is 15.5 gallons.

-> the winningest boat racing team of the weekend displaying their team unity:

-> and…the weekend is not complete without the requisite picture of ozzie not being able to handle his business. here, the people walking under the i-405 bridge near irvine were being rudely greeted with regurgitated ketel one from above – you’re welcome: