update on chuck norris

it’s been a while since we visited the favorite chuck norris facts:

  1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
  2. There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
  3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
  4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
  5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
  6. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
  7. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
  8. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  9. Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

and, even google understands the power of chuck norris. go to google.com and type in the search phrase “google chuck norris”. it’s a joke, but still funny. i’m not laughing out loud, though.

chuck norris facts taken courtesy of chucknorrisfacts.com

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