it’s been a while since we visited the favorite chuck norris facts:
- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
- There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
- Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
- Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnâ€™t lifting himself up, heâ€™s pushing the Earth down.
- Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
and, even google understands the power of chuck norris. go to google.com and type in the search phrase “google chuck norris”. it’s a joke, but still funny. i’m not laughing out loud, though.
chuck norris facts taken courtesy of chucknorrisfacts.com