clear the roads!

this should be a mandatory sign for all our yellow friends here in the bay area. all gold camry’s sold here should include this as a standard feature.

say no to national socialism

this morning, i was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US Department of Energy. i then took a shower in the clean water provided to us by the municipal water utility. after that, i turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. i watched this while eating my breakfast of US Department of Agriculture-inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the Food and Drug Administration.

at the appropriate time, as regulated by the US Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the US Naval Observatory, i get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration-approved automobile and set out to work on the roads built by the local, state and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank. On the way out the door, I deposit any mail i have to be sent out by the US Postal Service and drop the kids off at my local public school.

after work, i drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to a house which has not burned down in my absence because of state and local building codes and the local fire marshal’s inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.

i then log on to the internet which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration and post on freerepublic.com and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can’t do anything right.

new left media, crusty right idiots

these guys make the best videos skewering the ridiculously uninformed teabaggers. i’m sure it’s slanted to get their point across, but the timing and editing of everything make it great. isn’t it interesting that the right-wing can’t make a funny video about the left-wing in the same manner? enjoy – in HD if you can.

if they keep making good videos like this, they are going to get recognized and get escorted out. more from these awesome guys here [new left media]

roy ashburn fail

CBS affiliate CBS13 reports that Roy Ashburn, a state senator from Southern California was arrested for allegedly driving drunk.

WORSE: for allegedly driving drunk AFTER LEAVING A GAY BAR…

WORSER: after leaving a gay bar WITH ANOTHER MAN IN THE CAR…

WORST: CBS affiliate CBS13 reports that Roy Ashburn, a MARRIED state senator from Southern California…

WORSTER: CBS affiliate CBS13 reports that Roy Ashburn, a married, REPUBLICAN state senator from Southern California…

WORSTEST: CBS affiliate CBS13 reports that Roy Ashburn, a married, Republican state senator from Southern California WITH A HISTORY OF OPPOSING GAY RIGHTS was arrested for allegedly driving drunk after leaving a gay bar with another man in the car.

steph curry is good; don nelson is old

i was a little worried when the warriors drafted stephen curry in the draft this year, but he’s turned out to be really good. i missed on getting him in the fantasy basketball league this year and i’m paying for it now.

this shows how old don nelson really is when he gets to coach both steph curry’s dad, dell curry (in the all-star game) and dell’s son.

and i was fortunate enough to see the warriors-nuggets game last week, courtsey of mr bob hickey. everyone in the arena was going crazy when he pulled this move on chris andersen. ronny turiaf’s reaction in the video is what a lot of people were doing.

while at the game, isaac and i both picked out our favorite warrior girls. leah is on the left and alexis is on the right. can you guess who liked who?