i am glad the warriors and giants are doing well recently because i have suffered long enough. i have never been to hawaii. i suck at golf. i have a good-looking wife and kids. i miss driving a car with a manual transmission. i donate money every month to the aclu and eff. my right shoe wears down differently than my left shoe. i have gained 5 pounds since i began working at a startup in san mateo because they offer free food and drinks.