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the warriors need jeremy lin

Jeremy Lin Knicks

jeremy lin drops 25 on the New Jersey Nets last night, routinely beating all-star deron williams all around the court. why did the warriors drop him? they’ve got steph curry and monta ellis starting, with nate robinson and charles jenkins backing them up. nate robinson has provided some energy off the bench as the 6th man (10.7ppg, 4.7apg), but the jury is out if he is actually helping making the warriors any better with his questionable shot selection (41% FG and 30% 3FG). charles jenkins? he should be in the d-league for now. can he jenkins score 25 on the Nets? not this year.

since jeremy lin was raised here in palo alto, he was also a fan favorite, usually greeted with rousing cheers.

maybe it was good he got let go. maybe he can get some consistent playing time somewhere else. once again, warriors management showing their flashes of incompetence.

apple is worth more than greece

Simply looking over the numbers, it might be hard to wrap your head around what Apple (AAPL) just announced for their Q1 2012 results. A company this big is not supposed to be able to nearly double revenue year-to-year. Nor are they supposed to more than double profit. But Apple did both. The numbers are so big that they almost seem like they should be typos — especially coming after a quarter that was a “miss” (though we can now clearly see what a joke that “miss” was). So perhaps it’s best to point out some bigger numbers and to frame some of them in ways to make them easier to understand. That’s what all of Twitter seemed to be doing anyway during the earnings call this afternoon.

-> Apple’s profit of $13.1 billion was equal to their revenue in Q4 2010, as Jordan Golson notes. To be clear, that was just a year and a quarter ago. That’s how quickly Apple is growing.

-> Apple added $38 billion in cash to its reserves just in the past year alone, as Horace Dediu points out. They now have $97.6 billion in cash and equivalents. $64 billion of that is offshore, Apple CFO Peter Oppenheimer stated during the call — meaning, it would cost money (taxes) to bring it back into the U.S.

-> Apple’s cash hoard alone is worth more than all but 52 companies on Earth, as Dennis Berman notes.

-> Apple earned more money last quarter than the entire company was worth (in terms of market cap) just eight years ago, as Mathew Ingram relays from Eddy Elfenbein.

-> Apple likely sold three times as many iPads as Amazon (AMZN) sold Kindle Fires. At twice the price. And at a profit, as Jon Fortt notes. When asked about the impact of the lower-cost tablets, Apple CEO Tim Cook specifically mentioned the Kindle Fire and noted that when looking over Apple’s numbers, they didn’t seem to see any impact (positive or negative) from the Kindle Fire being on the market.

-> Apple’s revenues, while massive, are nothing compared to a company like Walmart (WMT), which reported $109.5 billion in revenue last quarter. BUT that $109.5 billion only turned into $3.3 billion of actual income for the quarter. In other words, Walmart has more than double the revenues of Apple, but Apple has more than four times the profits of Walmart. That’s remarkable.

-> Apple’s profits place them on this exclusive list of the most profitable quarters among corporations. You’ll note that Apple is the only company on the list that’s not an oil and gas company. And they’re a “mere” $3.2 billion from the top spot.

-> Back in July, we noted that while Apple was destroying their tech peers in profits, HP still held the revenue crown. Not anymore. HP’s (HPQ) last reported quarter (in November) saw the company announce $32.1 billion in revenue. They’ll report Q1 2012 earnings in about a month, but if history is any guide, Apple will be far, far ahead of both numbers. Likely well over $10 billion ahead.

-> It was only October of 2010 when Apple passed Microsoft (MSFT) in terms of revenue. At the time, Apple posted $20.34 billion — they’re well beyond double that now. Microsoft’s most recent quarter saw record revenue of $20.9 billion. Again, Apple came in at $46.33 billion.

-> Meanwhile, it was only April of last year that Apple surpassed Microsoft in profit. This past quarter, Microsoft’s net income was $6.62 billion. Apple’s was $13.06 billion.

-> The iTunes Store alone generated 50 percent more revenue than all of Yahoo (YHOO) did last quarter, as Jordan Golson notes.

-> Likewise, the amount Apple paid to third-party developers via the App Store last quarter ($700 million) is more than double Yahoo’s overall profits. (Overall, Apple has paid over $4 billion to third-party developers now via the App Store.)

-> It would take TechCrunch parent AOL (AOL) cloning itself 124 times to be as big as Apple, notes Mike Brown Jr. No idea what the metric is there, but sounds about right. (See: update at bottom)

-> Apple’s profits for the last quarter exceed Google’s (GOOG) entire revenue for the last quarter, as Farhad Manjoo points out. And it’s not even close ($13 billion to $10.6 billion). Think about that for a second.

-> And actually, Apple’s profit for the entire year now beats Google’s revenue for the entire year, as Marcel Molia points out. That gap is likely to get bigger given the most recent quarter.

-> At over $400 billion, Apple is now worth more than Greece, CNN Tech says.

-> Towards the end of the earnings call, Tim Cook dropped a huge nugget of information: led by 15 million iPads sold last quarter, the tablet market is now larger than the entire desktop PC market. Someday in the not-too-distant future, the tablet market will be bigger than all of the PC market, he predicts. (Apple has sold 55 million iPads since the original launch in April 2010, Cook revealed.)

-> Apple’s gross margin for the quarter was 44.7 percent — a number which Oppenheimer stated he’s never seen in his 15 years at Apple. Of note, he also doesn’t expect Apple to ever post a margin that high again.

-> Apple sold half as many Apple TVs last quarter (1.4 million) as they did for the entire previous fiscal year. But Cook still considers the product a “hobby” — though it’s one he “couldn’t live without”.

-> Apple’s profit last quarter was $3 billion more than all of Hollywood’s gross box office receipts for all of last year, notes Eric Spiegelman via Anthony De Rosa.

-> With 37 million iPhones sold last quarter, Apple is now the largest smartphone marker, besting Samsung’s (guesstimated) 35 million, as The Next Web remembers.

-> Apple is now selling twice as many iPads to K-12 schools as Macs. Perhaps that will help with this issue.

forever alone level 100

a picture of lonely men with their blowup dolls at the recent convention for losers. that one on the right looks impressively realistic. kidding.

the other dolls are called realdolls, and they start at $6,000. extra-priced options include freckles and she-male attachments. it’s important you visit the site [realdolls.com]

why do 30,007 people like rick santorum

it’s satisfying to know people have sent money to herman cain, michelle bachmann and rick perry and now that money is gone forever.

it’s embarrassing that a candidate is named buddy roemer, and he got less votes than people who said they don’t know who to vote for. (why even go to an election if you don’t know who to vote for?)

rick santorum fans are all hanging out here [spreadingsantorum.com]

steven patrick morrissey – POSTPONED

"Morrissey Young"

update: the morrissey show was postponed today because the drummer “suffered an eye injury”, which is code for steve recovering from getting hammered in the castro last night. details to follow

i’m getting to see morrissey play at the fox theater tonight with [frances]. the morrissey above is what i’m familiar with from his music videos.

but this is what i’m going to see tonight at oakland’s fox theatre.

finger on the trigger of our nuclear weapons

these people will have their finger on the trigger of our nuclear weapons if they win the election.*

michele bachmann with the corn dog

[1] michele bachmann recently said that she would close down the embassy in iran if she was elected president. there is no u.s. embassy in tehran.

[2] michele bachmann suggested many months ago that the Revolutionary battles of Lexington and Concord took place in new hampshire. those battles were fought in massachusetts in 1775.

source: [huffington post] and [washington post]

[1] rick perry said that he would appreciate the vote from those of voting age, 21 and over. the legal voting age is 18.

[2] he also refers to november 12 as election day when it’s actually november 6

source: [sfgate]

herman cain constitution

[1] herman cain doesn’t know that the president doesn’t sign amendments to the constitution.

[2] a woman spoke of a 13-year affair with the “associate christian minister”, husband and father of two.

source: [business insider]

i’m surprised i couldn’t find newt gingrich eating a corndog or three.

*fact check: it’s actually congress that decides that, but it’s a catchy first sentence, no?