my life

i am a husband. i am a father of three. i work with computers all day. and enjoy it. i listen to live 105 and ksjs. i have one eyebrow as do my two sons - you're welcome. i am at a larger company now and i need to find out where i stand in the basketball rankings. i suffer from medically-confirmed memory loss. my calves are most likely bigger than yours. i own and operate a macbook pro, but i have to use a lenovo at work now. lame.

my rides


    toyota mr2


      geo prizm


        volkswagen passat


          bmw z3


            volkswagen gti


              bmw z4


                audi s4


                  honda civic hybrid (ouch!)


                    ac transit van hool a300


                      the silver bullet

                        honda civic hybrid (again!)

                          vta gillig phantom 9813

low budget side mirror

is it really?

who can turn down the bacon tuxedo t-shirt?

tanning mom looks spectacular

note: i apologize in advance for the images below. they sort of taint the wholesome nature of the site. anyway, let’s get on to the bashing.

who doesn’t love a tanned body? i’m sure there are some hottie redheads out there, but patricia krentcil looks especially fetching. apparently she wants to to set her daughter up for similar success by bringing her to the tanning salon at age 5.

yummy.

how does an old lady like that have such a young daughter? she’s actually 44 and the tanning has added 20 years to her skin.

a 617,283.95 problem for guillermo mota

guillermo mota adds to the giants woes this year. brian wilson, jeremy affeldt, aubrey huff, freddy sanchez and pablo sandoval already have done their part to make it harder for the giants to win this year. guillermo loses 617,283.95 in salary for his messin with clenbuterol. i will say that he was a pretty good value for a yearly salary of $1M.

the beginning of a successful career

i found a free little stop-motion camera app for the iphone that was developed by lego. the boys spend a lot of time watching lego stop-motion videos, so it seemed fitting that i was able to introduce them to the art of shooting videos. marcos was adamant that the movie make it on to youtube. he seemed less interested about the actual content than the fact that it would be published to youtube.

our fifth grade movie ‘paperboy’ with mr mcpherson was pretty damn good for its time. since just about every device can shoot videos, it’s only obvious that there is so much garbage on youtube.

happy april 20

april 20 is 420

april 20 is 420

a great weekend so far

so far, so good.

i’m going to play at pruneridge tomorrow with friends. as long as phammer will be there, i am assured of not earning the worst score in the round.

rick santorum likes chocolate

Rick Santorum likes the black conehe’s pretty good at that.