my life

i am a husband. i am a father of three. i work with computers all day. and enjoy it. i listen to live 105 and ksjs. i have one eyebrow as do my two sons - you're welcome. i am at a larger company now and i need to find out where i stand in the basketball rankings. i suffer from medically-confirmed memory loss. my calves are most likely bigger than yours. i own and operate a macbook pro, but i have to use a lenovo at work now. lame.

my current read


    great expectations

my rides


    toyota mr2


      geo prizm


        volkswagen passat


          bmw z3


            volkswagen gti


              bmw z4


                audi s4


                  honda civic hybrid (ouch!)


                    ac transit van hool a300


                      the silver bullet

                        honda civic hybrid (again!)

                          vta gillig phantom 9813

who was your street fighter 2 character?

i think most of the time i ended up being e.honda. seems like the gent below was motivated by our friend dhalsim and has perfected some sort of spinning defense move.

filipinos love to dance, pt2

i had posted earlier about some jail in the philippines actually choreographing an entire dance sequence set to michael jackson’s thriller. it seems that, by popular request, they have modernized somewhat and are performing soulja boy now. thanks to cath for the linkage again. i think she sent me the last one too – so [...]

goofy kids!

look at bottom left.

best rednecky comment

…taken from today’s top diggs.

please flush the toilet

this is what we call “gringo tax”

he’s f*cking ben affleck!

even if i was trying to get back at my wife for making some fantasy humor video with her banging brad pitt or something, i WOULD NOT be in a video with some other man where there was this much male touching going on. i have to give credit to jimmy kimmel for taking that [...]

why get a wedding announcement?

i wouldn’t even consider getting a published wedding announcement if i had a last name like the ones below: and my personal favorite:

300 posts!

greetings to both of my readers. today marks a milestone in the long and storied history of this website. this is the 300th article to be posted, hopefully one of many that have made you laugh, cry, vow revenge, hurt someone, etc., over the past year or so. actually, the posting has been light the [...]

nice tat

at least its spelled right.