Tag Archives: humor

youtube costume

this was one of the best ones that i’ve seen this year. this guy went out as a youtube video.

[i actually posted this while driving home from work this wonderful friday evening…with the laptop on my lap and using the sprint card. not safe, you say? hogwash…i’m at a complete standstill because of some accident up ahead. i thought i would pass the time by posting.]

dont order cake from wal-mart

recently, someone ordered a custom cake from the wal-mart bakery and was punished appropriately for their action. the original order was to say “best wishes suzanne,” and underneath that to say, “we will miss you.” what you see below is what the savvy professionals working at the wal-mart bakery produced:

 [story taken from the gin blog]

dark black people not invited

i wonder who is the arbiter of what is light-skinned and what is dark-skinned? considering the event is in detroit, i could easily see some gunfire or other foul play marring this event because someone got disrespected.

reminds me of this picture i posted previously.

those guys couldn’t even get in the parking lot for this party.

worst rally corner ever

some video of a particular turn at a rally provided by paul-o.

i’m amazed at all the audience participation in helping these chaps out of their cars.

on a side note, alyssa failed her permit test today, getting 17 wrong out of 53. the max allowable wrong is 8. i think she has to wait a week to take it. some of the questions are pretty obscure, but they’re all in the driver handbook. better luck next time.

25 signs you’ve grown up

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “breakup.”

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”

10. You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog “Science Diet” instead of McDonald’s leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at three in the morning would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A four dollar bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good shit.”

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.”

23. Ninety percent of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking “Oh shit what the hell happened?”

Bonus:

26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that it doesn’t apply to you and can’t find one to save your sorry old ass.

snatched from [divinecaroline]

most popular guy in high school

hard to believe that this hairstyle with the flat top and ponytails, along with the rayon shirt (like play from kid & play) was the shizz.  this guy probably works at the post office now. the daly city post office. or he’s in jail.

naked carpenter not guilty

Naked Montclair carpenter not guilty

WORKING WHILE NUDE DOESN’T CONSTITUTE INDECENT EXPOSURE

By Paul T. Rosynsky
MediaNews

Carpenter Percy Honniball enjoys practicing his craft in the nude and, according to at least one Alameda County Superior Court judge, there is nothing legally wrong with that.

Judge Julie Conger found Honniball not guilty of indecent exposure Thursday for being naked while he worked in a Montclair home last year.

Honniball, who has a history of not wearing clothes while working, was caught in the buff in 2005 as he made repairs to the home. A neighbor had called police.

At the time, Honniball, 51, said he was more comfortable working naked and didn’t want to get his clothes dirty as he sawed wood and nailed cabinets together. Police arrested Honniball for indecent exposure, a crime that includes public nudity and acting lewdly by intending to direct attention to one’s genitals for sexual gratification.

If convicted of indecent exposure, a person could be sentenced to a year in jail and be required to register as a sex offender.

While there is no dispute Honniball was naked, Conger found that the carpenter was not acting lewdly, nor did he attempt to bring attention to his genitals for the purpose of sexual gratification.

“What he learned was that you can get in trouble even when you do legal things,” said David Beauvais, Honniball’s attorney. “Even though there is a reaction, on the part of some people, to nudity . . . it is not enough to charge somebody with this.”

Honniball could not be reached for comment, but last year he said in an interview, “The primary reason is so I won’t dirty my clothes and have to get into my truck with dusty clothes on. “It’s more comfortable,” he said.

Honniball knew working in the nude caused problems. The carpenter was caught three times working naked in Berkeley. In 2003, he was given two years probation for violating Berkeley’s ban on public nudity. Oakland does not have such a ban.

“For Honniball, he feels that it facilitates his work; he has better range of movement,” Beauvais said. “I could tell you some stories about nail guns, but we won’t get into that.”

these gangstas are tuff!

note – maybe don’t take your tough gangsta picture at home where your mom has vines on the curtain rods and some fans on the wall. they’re probably from the mean streets of danville.

does your kid have an ugly smile?

who said all babies are cute? i’ve seen some pretty gnarly babies in just the last several months – let’s hope they grow into somewhat attractive people. seeing some of these celebrity baby pictures, i think that early childhood ugliness is not necessary a guarantee of adulthood ugliness. some company has developed the “smile trainer” to help kids look their best.