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taiwanese parliament is tite

i like how they settle things in the taiwanese parliament – by fighting one another.

see the whole video on youtube. thanks to cat for the link.

nice weather in la this weekend

i’m heading down to la for the weekend. the weather looks nice – maybe nice enough to hit the beach, like this fine lady:

kidding – i would never wear a baseball cap to the beach.

i want to take flying lessons

if i were to come across some huge chunk of money, i would probably quit work and take some flying lessons. as a little kid, i thought i would be an airline pilot. i just don’t want to end up like this guy:


if you have to ask, you wouldn’t get it anyway.

jackhammers harm babies

i like how the lady is concerned that jackhammer noises are hurting her unborn baby.

dodgers are scammers

so the dodgers have signed a bunch of free agents this winter like schmidt, nomar, juan pierre, and luis gonzalez, while the giants got poorer and older re-signing bonds to his 37th season in san francisco where he’ll play maybe 50 games and be our dh when we’re in american league parks. great. i have […]

top chuck norris facts

brizzle asked about the chuck norris facts today and so i thought it would be good to revisit my favorite ones:

1. Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

2. Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.

3. There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

4. Chuck Norris’ […]

another nomination for man of the year

i like how he’s got his bike in the tent with him while his lady sleeps outside.

25 best analogies from hs students

supposedly these were real analogies from high school students:

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a ThighMaster.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that […]

cool haircut

this would take some time, but it’s a pretty cool haircut (look closely if you’re confused)