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if you’re lithe to start your workweek on monday, check these out:
-> a missouri man killed his wife with a gun while trying to make hole in his roof to mount a satellite dish. [kctv5]
-> some dead-on secrets of the married man, stuff that you don’t want to bring up to the wife unless you [...]

the warriors won again tonight, beating the hapless clippers to stay in the hunt for the western conference playoffs. after coming down off the euphoric high, i managed to scope out these links for your clicking pleasure.
why wear this shirt when you’re about to commit a crime? [icrimewatch]
some lovely faces of meth – before and [...]

i’ve had some slow going on the john every now and then, but 2 years is kinda ridiculous to be taking a dump. apparently, in kansas, it’s not such a ridiculous thing:
woman stuck to toilet seat [msnbc]
also…
let’s start a french woman importation company [huffingtonpost]
the internet wayback machine – put in a .com address from 1996 [...]

a few more hours till the weekend – these might try to chip away at some of that jail sentence we call work:
i can foresee other, dirtier uses for this, but for now it’s in good fun [cubo]
men appearing here are hated on in bars/clubs, etc. [hotchickswithdouchebags]
cool drawings. no word on what drugs the artist [...]

a muni bus driver recently was caught on tape advising that he was going to “break the face” of a passenger who had called him out on being rude to a elderly chinese rider. more here [muni harshness].
after going through that, sink your teeth into these links on the worst day of the work week [...]

we may get to see more of chelsea clinton in the white house…she’s grown up a bit from her earlier days

how to make a smoker from a trash can [cruftbox]
playing the bubble gum sequencer at a party will get you action [youtube]
mccain hates gooks and he hasn’t even tried to ever park at ranch 99 [...]

schools and government employees have mlk day off, but most of corporate america has to work. for those of you starting slow this week with the news of impending rain and a busy weekend, here’s some carefully selected web stories to help you pass the time.
america is the new oceania…let’s all move to canada together [...]

after raining all week, we’re expected to have a sunny and 60 weekend. splendid!to make the time pass faster till tomorrow, check these out:
gizmodo pranked at ces and turned off exhibitors displays [gizmodo]
buy the tv-b-gone as mentioned in the above article [tv-b-gone]
my new 404 page when i get a minute to do it [approachanxiety]
never get [...]

unlike nearly every other last day of work for the year that i have experienced in my life, i am actually busy right to the end and even possibly working late tomorrow to finish up everything that’s open. wtf! oh well, i don’t want to cry about it. if you are like everyone else and [...]

well, its officially humpy wednesday and since it’s past noon, we’re on a trend towards the weekend already. here’s some stuff to fill some time:
vato throws his lady under the bus and gets caught [movin 997]
i’m glad i’m over 30 already – mandatory draft? [omaha register]
readjusting the “small world” ride at disney for fatties [wired]
french [...]