the warriors won again tonight, beating the hapless clippers to stay in the hunt for the western conference playoffs. after coming down off the euphoric high, i managed to scope out these links for your clicking pleasure.

why wear this shirt when you’re about to commit a crime? [icrimewatch]

some lovely faces of meth – before and after [drugfree]

worth1000 contest about old ads for new products [worth1000]

cheesy pickup lines in every language – good for vacation [miscmasala]

a few more hours till the weekend – these might try to chip away at some of that jail sentence we call work:

i can foresee other, dirtier uses for this, but for now it’s in good fun [cubo]

men appearing here are hated on in bars/clubs, etc. [hotchickswithdouchebags]

cool drawings. no word on what drugs the artist was on.  [wesleyburt]

top spy gadgets for the common man and/or pervert. [webupon]

how to swear in different languages. (nsfw ads) [insultmonger]

who wants a lame candle party when you have a pole dance party! [sedusa]

a muni bus driver recently was caught on tape advising that he was going to “break the face” of a passenger who had called him out on being rude to a elderly chinese rider. more here [muni harshness].

after going through that, sink your teeth into these links on the worst day of the work week – tuesday:

live surveillance camera screensavers, up to 653 nodes [i.document]

barack obama is way richer than most democrats [typepad]

seriously offensive home depot parking lot scam – beware! [7610]

cats poop in a box and never need a bath [faildogs]

one more day till hump day!

we may get to see more of chelsea clinton in the white house…she’s grown up a bit from her earlier days

how to make a smoker from a trash can [cruftbox]

playing the bubble gum sequencer at a party will get you action [youtube]

mccain hates gooks and he hasn’t even tried to ever park at ranch 99 [sfgate]

pics taken at the right time [sawse]

fail [failblog]

if i was forced at gunpoint to choose a presidential daughter, i’d prob have to go with barbara bush:

jenna looks too much like daddy.

schools and government employees have mlk day off, but most of corporate america has to work. for those of you starting slow this week with the news of impending rain and a busy weekend, here’s some carefully selected web stories to help you pass the time.

america is the new oceania…let’s all move to canada together [nytimes]

cnet’s blog would have been an obvious target for thought police [cnet]

you can’t think of ads like this unless you were high [uaddit.com]

melinda gates wears the pants in her family [money]

fake phone calls to impress people into thinking you’re popular [pdialer]

happy monday!

after raining all week, we’re expected to have a sunny and 60 weekend. splendid!to make the time pass faster till tomorrow, check these out:

gizmodo pranked at ces and turned off exhibitors displays [gizmodo]

buy the tv-b-gone as mentioned in the above article [tv-b-gone]

my new 404 page when i get a minute to do it [approachanxiety]

never get so drunk that you’re a subject of a web posting (nsfw) [jezebel]

“time hackers” spend thousands to change nanoseconds [wired]

fifty top-10 lists for the new year [time]

also, free electronics recycling at irvington high school in fremont this sunday from 10-4 if anyone is interested. a tv that would normally cost $25 to dump would be free.

unlike nearly every other last day of work for the year that i have experienced in my life, i am actually busy right to the end and even possibly working late tomorrow to finish up everything that’s open. wtf! oh well, i don’t want to cry about it. if you are like everyone else and have to put in your 8 hours tomorrow but trying to find something to kill the time, please visit the following carefully selected web properties and hope the time pass quickly. there’s a couple extra this time around. some are good, some are funny and some are wrong:

mom and son separated at birth work at the same lowe’s [seattle times]

the most expensive starbucks drink in the world [aeowptd.com]

mercury news wishbook 2007 – it’s humbling for sure [mercurynews]

top 5 sunsets from northern norway – [thomas laupstad]

the best news of the year – guinness is good for you [bbc]

closeup pictures of eyeballs could be nice wall art [art-dept]

best pictures of 2007 as judged by atlanta constitution [photojournal]

best pictures of 2007 as judged by associated press [xinhua]

well, its officially humpy wednesday and since it’s past noon, we’re on a trend towards the weekend already. here’s some stuff to fill some time:

vato throws his lady under the bus and gets caught [movin 997]

i’m glad i’m over 30 already – mandatory draft? [omaha register]

readjusting the “small world” ride at disney for fatties [wired]

french people eat fattier food than us, but stay skinny [sbregister]

seems like a busy last couple months. i’m looking forward to some relaxing upcoming holiday weekends. check these out today before you head home for the weekend:

picture essay on kids dreams of flying [janvonholleben]

huge list comparing all fast-food items [caloriecounter]

be careful about sharing myspace/facebook info with coworkers [valleywag]

ten weird fetishes, like girls that sneeze – site slightly nsfw [doubleviking]

well, it’s mundane monday. here’s some interesting stories in case you can’t quite yet get started working.

new delhi deputy mayor has been killed by monkeys [bbc]

old comedy stand up clips from carlin, etc [standup]

awesome slow shutter photography [clipmarks]

the better the costume, the better the superhero impersonation [flickr]

i was debating between comcast and directv, but not anymore [insidenova]

here’s some light outside reading because this blog can’t possibly satisfy all your online needs:

“stack jack” was just named captain of the gs warriors [mercurynews]

woman runs over her own legs in a mcdonalds drivethru [phoenixville]

newest victim of google earth – navy’s “swastika” barracks [msnbc]

the only plastic surgery i’d get is a somnoplasty [topsocialite]

monta ellis scared approximately 400,000 male bay area w’s fans [mercury]

women before and after a few stiff gin-n-tonic’s [sonnyradio]

the wife is in china for the week so i’ve had plenty of time to browse without being reminded to take out the trash, wash her car, fetch her celebrity gossip magazines, clean the house, etc.

pictures of people’s reactions to goatse [flickr] *

visual proof that a lot of ugly guys get hot chicks [hotchicks]

see what wikipedia articles are getting modified frequently [wikirage]

scientific evidence that women need to stop complaining [missouri]

* if you do not know what goatse is, ask a friend or search online. make sure you are not easily offended and have cleared your mouth of food and drink before searching. also ensure there are no children in the room and that you are not facing any sort of restrictions on web browsing such as at robert half where my sister cannot even visit yahoo.com without getting the internet police on her ass.

poor marcos and his stinkyness. mom always thinks his diaper is full but it’s only full of air.

some things to do in photoshop if you’re bored [photojojo]

sexsomnia means you can do it while you’re sleeping – splendid [cnn]

cat thinks i am related to this guy, somewhere way far up the tree [dalethomas]

happy weekend!

i can’t think of a time in my life where i’ve had more stuff going on personally or professionally. it’s exciting in a way, but i’m looking forward to sleeping in on a weekend day and maybe cutting out a day of work to watch a giants game with my daughter or something. here’s a couple websites to keep you busy:

they can make ugly people look pretty. check out the portfolio [iwanex]

mario kart for wii screenshots. yeah! [computergames]

what the lines of a barcode mean [barcode art]

new uses for your old cassettes [designboom]

what different age kids think [new yorker]

so, i’ve been busy doing home and work stuff the last few days, so i didn’t have time to post much stuff. lyss is in san diego watching iz’s baseball tourney and she’ll be in cheer camp next week. marcos yelled at a driver from his baby seat in the back when that driver cut him off and also demands a high-five when he uncorks a good fart. he has been taught well.

here’s some stuff that i’ve been collecting over the last week:

pope benedict says there may be evidence of evolution [news.com.au]

awesome nerdy electronic graffiti [graffitiresearch]

looks like the mhs wiki was written by cal hills students [wikipedia]

where monogamy means monotony [ashleymadison]

ny times article on every presidential candidates iraq votes [nytimes]

it’s late, but i have a few mins to kill while i wait for my big brother implementation to refresh.

google maps mashup: find the general geographic location of a phone number [rmlabs]

pictures showing the effects of global warming. fingers point to well-known history of flatulence by filipinos [bbc]

men are happiest with smart wives. i am happiest because she’s smart and hot [tangotogether]

nba ref being investigated for fixing games. he must have worked every warriors game in the last 10 years. [espn]

pictures showing pollution in china. i told les to bring a paper mask or a stylish bandana when she goes there in a couple months. [guardian]

i think i went from 3 viewers to 2 in the last week because i haven’t posted much. my advertising dollars are definitely going to shrink:

corey sent this over. both he and i are the victims here [yahoo news]

intersting origins of common things [neatorama]

man dressed as a tree robs a bank (potential nsfw site) [dlisted]

how to get help instantly through a company’s phone tree [gethuman]

12-year-old and 10-year-old kidnap a 1-year-old [dlisted]

i took a couple days off next week so i don’t have to work till next thursday. i hope to not accomplish much since it’s been hectic the last couple weeks.

cool slight-rave-glowstick-style 3-d light show [flickr]

what the world’s different families eat per month [mercola.com]

this would be excellent to have, but having a wife is better [techeblog]

random structures make cool shadows [panther house]

also, i use google analytics to review stats on the website – it helps me count the 3 visitors who actually come here to read the stories. one of the sections shows what keywords people searched for in google that ended up at my site. here’s the top 10 phrases as measured by google:

1. evan o’dorney
2. elliot yamin
3. evan o’dorney pitch
4. bruce bowen dirty player
5. jatbar
6. kate beckinsale’s feet
7. “white girls and gang signs”
8. make your own southpark character
9. how to sell crystal meth
10. make a southpark character

item 6 & item 9 are my favorites – item 9 especially. if you go to google and search for “how to sell crystal meth”, my site comes in at #3 [click here to do this in google]. it’s purely by mistake/chance but i know some people pay big money to be right at the top of a google search. i just like the fact that 3 people actually searched for how to sell devil’s dust on google. what’s next a wikipedia article?