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i feel fried today

seems like a busy last couple months. i’m looking forward to some relaxing upcoming holiday weekends. check these out today before you head home for the weekend:

picture essay on kids dreams of flying [janvonholleben]

huge list comparing all fast-food items [caloriecounter]

be careful about sharing myspace/facebook info with coworkers [valleywag]

ten weird fetishes, like girls that sneeze – site slightly nsfw [doubleviking]

happy mundane links

well, it’s mundane monday. here’s some interesting stories in case you can’t quite yet get started working.

new delhi deputy mayor has been killed by monkeys [bbc]

old comedy stand up clips from carlin, etc [standup]

awesome slow shutter photography [clipmarks]

the better the costume, the better the superhero impersonation [flickr]

i was debating between comcast and directv, but not anymore [insidenova]

i do not own a pair of cuff links

here’s some light outside reading because this blog can’t possibly satisfy all your online needs:

“stack jack” was just named captain of the gs warriors [mercurynews]

woman runs over her own legs in a mcdonalds drivethru [phoenixville]

newest victim of google earth – navy’s “swastika” barracks [msnbc]

the only plastic surgery i’d get is a somnoplasty [topsocialite]

monta ellis scared approximately 400,000 male bay area w’s fans [mercury]

women before and after a few stiff gin-n-tonic’s [sonnyradio]

wife in china links

the wife is in china for the week so i’ve had plenty of time to browse without being reminded to take out the trash, wash her car, fetch her celebrity gossip magazines, clean the house, etc.

pictures of people’s reactions to goatse [flickr] *

visual proof that a lot of ugly guys get hot chicks [hotchicks]

see what wikipedia articles are getting modified frequently [wikirage]

scientific evidence that women need to stop complaining [missouri]

* if you do not know what goatse is, ask a friend or search online. make sure you are not easily offended and have cleared your mouth of food and drink before searching. also ensure there are no children in the room and that you are not facing any sort of restrictions on web browsing such as at robert half where my sister cannot even visit yahoo.com without getting the internet police on her ass.

stinky links

poor marcos and his stinkyness. mom always thinks his diaper is full but it’s only full of air.

some things to do in photoshop if you’re bored [photojojo]

sexsomnia means you can do it while you’re sleeping – splendid [cnn]

cat thinks i am related to this guy, somewhere way far up the tree [dalethomas]

happy weekend!

busy with life links

i can’t think of a time in my life where i’ve had more stuff going on personally or professionally. it’s exciting in a way, but i’m looking forward to sleeping in on a weekend day and maybe cutting out a day of work to watch a giants game with my daughter or something. here’s a couple websites to keep you busy:

they can make ugly people look pretty. check out the portfolio [iwanex]

mario kart for wii screenshots. yeah! [computergames]

what the lines of a barcode mean [barcode art]

new uses for your old cassettes [designboom]

what different age kids think [new yorker]

rinky dink links

so, i’ve been busy doing home and work stuff the last few days, so i didn’t have time to post much stuff. lyss is in san diego watching iz’s baseball tourney and she’ll be in cheer camp next week. marcos yelled at a driver from his baby seat in the back when that driver cut him off and also demands a high-five when he uncorks a good fart. he has been taught well.

here’s some stuff that i’ve been collecting over the last week:

pope benedict says there may be evidence of evolution [news.com.au]

awesome nerdy electronic graffiti [graffitiresearch]

looks like the mhs wiki was written by cal hills students [wikipedia]

where monogamy means monotony [ashleymadison]

ny times article on every presidential candidates iraq votes [nytimes]

red eye links

it’s late, but i have a few mins to kill while i wait for my big brother implementation to refresh.

google maps mashup: find the general geographic location of a phone number [rmlabs]

pictures showing the effects of global warming. fingers point to well-known history of flatulence by filipinos [bbc]

men are happiest with smart wives. i am happiest because she’s smart and hot [tangotogether]

nba ref being investigated for fixing games. he must have worked every warriors game in the last 10 years. [espn]

pictures showing pollution in china. i told les to bring a paper mask or a stylish bandana when she goes there in a couple months. [guardian]

declining viewership links

i think i went from 3 viewers to 2 in the last week because i haven’t posted much. my advertising dollars are definitely going to shrink:

corey sent this over. both he and i are the victims here [yahoo news]

intersting origins of common things [neatorama]

man dressed as a tree robs a bank (potential nsfw site) [dlisted]

how to get help instantly through a company’s phone tree [gethuman]

12-year-old and 10-year-old kidnap a 1-year-old [dlisted]

long weekend links

i took a couple days off next week so i don’t have to work till next thursday. i hope to not accomplish much since it’s been hectic the last couple weeks.

cool slight-rave-glowstick-style 3-d light show [flickr]

what the world’s different families eat per month [mercola.com]

this would be excellent to have, but having a wife is better [techeblog]

random structures make cool shadows [panther house]

also, i use google analytics to review stats on the website – it helps me count the 3 visitors who actually come here to read the stories. one of the sections shows what keywords people searched for in google that ended up at my site. here’s the top 10 phrases as measured by google:

  1. evan o’dorney
  2. elliot yamin
  3. evan o’dorney pitch
  4. bruce bowen dirty player
  5. jatbar
  6. kate beckinsale’s feet
  7. “white girls and gang signs”
  8. make your own southpark character
  9. how to sell crystal meth
  10. make a southpark character

item 6 & item 9 are my favorites – item 9 especially. if you go to google and search for “how to sell crystal meth”, my site comes in at #3 [click here to do this in google]. it’s purely by mistake/chance but i know some people pay big money to be right at the top of a google search. i just like the fact that 3 people actually searched for how to sell devil’s dust on google. what’s next a wikipedia article?