my life

i am a husband. i am a father of three. i work with computers all day. and enjoy it. i listen to live 105 and ksjs. i have one eyebrow as do my two sons - you're welcome. i am at a larger company now and i need to find out where i stand in the basketball rankings. i suffer from medically-confirmed memory loss. my calves are most likely bigger than yours. i own and operate a macbook pro, but i have to use a lenovo at work now. lame.

my rides


    toyota mr2


      geo prizm


        volkswagen passat


          bmw z3


            volkswagen gti


              bmw z4


                audi s4


                  honda civic hybrid (ouch!)


                    ac transit van hool a300


                      the silver bullet

                        honda civic hybrid (again!)

                          vta gillig phantom 9813

playground links

remember “at the playground” by another bad creation? what a disaster that turned out to be, considering they were produced by bell biv devoe. i wouldn’t be surprised to see them on an upcoming “dancing with the stars” episode. here’s some stuff to get you lubed up for the weekend.

transformers movie posters. this movie [...]

monday nights suck

mostly from the altered sleep hours that i accumulate over the weekend. i was invited to play basketball in mountain view tonight as a guest of jon foster from work. we all arrived at the designated time and i guess the court was not open because they were getting it ready for an upcoming graduation [...]

wow…friday already

as you may have noticed, i’ve been busy at home and work so not much going on in blogsville. i felt guilty that my three readers keep visiting the site looking some new posts and instead they get to stare at nothing. the following sites should buy me a little bit of time till i [...]

we sell crystal meth

apparently, the new atempo slogan for selling our core product, time navigator (nicknamed TiNa), isn’t taking off quite as expected. research found that TiNa is actually street slang for crystal meth and so we’re attracting a whole different type of clientele.

if you still have your teeth, then check out these links:

ultra-lazy lady [...]

chicken apple sausage links

the free food samples at costco are always better when you’re shopping than when you bring them home, like the chicken apple sausages. why is that? ponder and enjoy the following.

enter your birthdate and find out events on that day in history [kakorama]

americans really know very little about religion [wpost]

will ferrell tribute [...]

memorial links

i managed to fritter another week away without much to show for it. i’m hoping i can make something happen during this long holiday weekend. read these stories to prepare yourself for your three days off:

debt collectors punch mom in the face, in front of her kid [boston herald]

real snakes on a plane [...]

happy monday links

here’s some stories that may delay you from getting your workweek started.

us soldiers losing custody of their kids while in iraq. totally wrong [msnbc]

don nelson is still the hero this season, even though the w’s are down 3-1 [wpost]

usb home webcam/bb gun device should keep the schwan’s guy away [engadget]

you may [...]

hottest day of the year links

it was 90 degrees today and some guys are trying to organize a basketball game at lunchtime. marvelous. i stayed in to read some interesting stories like these:

the most useless cat in the history of cats [bertc.com]

turn any t-shirt into an instant ninja mask [tinypic]

11-year-old girl kills two home invaders with a [...]

good luck warriors linkparty

what 300-calorie meals look like…i think i’m going to do this [diet-blog]

how to live in a 96 square foot place [sf gate]

why a lot of filipinos have the same last name (del rosario, santos, etc) [bbc uk]

i still don’t have all the answers to the alphabet game…someone help [naked gremlin]

a sex [...]

finally friday links

finally its the end of the week. i was able to get a lot done, though. here’s a couple things that i ran across in the last couple days.

family takes mugshots over 30 years [zonezero]

time lapse pictures of some guy working out over 4 years [iftk.com.br]

fake craigslist ad invites people to pillage [...]