pork brains are good for you

just kidding. even if i did somehow savor the flavor and texture of the brains of a pig, i don’t think i would ever admit that to anyone. and it wouldn’t matter very long anyway because i’d be dead in about 6 days.

it appears to be the cheapest way to commit suicide ever invented. Maybe 2 or 3 bux?

as cool as the other side of the pillow links

i have been stuck to the bed the last few days with a weird flu bug but should be back tomorrow. these stories have made me chuckle which, in turn, has freed up some of that throat phlegm. enjoy!

peta requests ben and jerry’s to use breast milk instead of cow’s milk for ice cream. it sounds gross on paper, but it would be kinda neat to see the production facility [abc news]

new nebraska state law allows parents to leave all of your children, up to age 18, at any hospital and the state will take them over without question. it was designed to prevent a baby dumpster ditch, but one man walked in and turned in 9 kids just recently [chicago tribune]

it’s sad but there are probably lots of americans dumb enough to believe this kind of political stuff and the worst part is that my vote counts the same as theirs. i don’t get more votes because i’m smarter or didn’t marry my cousin [smoking gun]

i’ve always believed that flatulence was a gift and never meant to be used in a non-peaceful manner. this guy ruined it. i also personally know a jose cruz and this sounds like something he would definitely do [smoking gun]

and

this should make anyone feel better about the state and quality of their home cleanliness [holy taco]

charlie gibson interviews sarah palin (part 1 of 3)

this is the first part of sarah palin’s interview with charlie gibson. why is the right-wing so energized over this gal? mayor of a town of 7,000 and then governor of a state that has less people in the entire state than the city of san francisco? insane in the membrane.

ps – i agree with lynda…charlie’s eyeglasses are a distraction resting on his nose like that.