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a picture of lonely men with their blowup dolls at the recent convention for losers. that one on the right looks impressively realistic. kidding.

the other dolls are called realdolls, and they start at $6,000. extra-priced options include freckles and she-male attachments. it’s important you visit the site [realdolls.com]

it’s satisfying to know people have sent money to herman cain, michelle bachmann and rick perry and now that money is gone forever.

it’s embarrassing that a candidate is named buddy roemer, and he got less votes than people who said they don’t know who to vote for. (why even go to an election if you don’t know who to vote for?)

rick santorum fans are all hanging out here [spreadingsantorum.com]

it’s not yet official, but the warriors are pursuing him hard. he would be on a roster with steph curry, monta ellis, tyson chandler and david lee. david lee isn’t all that great, but he’s at least reasonable. he went from 20/11 with the knicks to 16/10 with the warriors and those numbers will drop some more with chandler in the lane.

UPDATE: I think he’s going to be a knick.

update: the morrissey show was postponed today because the drummer “suffered an eye injury”, which is code for steve recovering from getting hammered in the castro last night. details to follow

i’m getting to see morrissey play at the fox theater tonight with [frances]. the morrissey above is what i’m familiar with from his music videos.

but this is what i’m going to see tonight at oakland’s fox theatre.

i haven’t, but i heard it’s pretty good.

these people will have their finger on the trigger of our nuclear weapons if they win the election.*

[1] michele bachmann recently said that she would close down the embassy in iran if she was elected president. there is no u.s. embassy in tehran.

[2] michele bachmann suggested many months ago that the Revolutionary battles of Lexington and Concord took place in new hampshire. those battles were fought in massachusetts in 1775.

source: [huffington post] and [washington post]

[1] rick perry said that he would appreciate the vote from those of voting age, 21 and over. the legal voting age is 18.

[2] he also refers to november 12 as election day when it’s actually november 6

source: [sfgate]

[1] herman cain doesn’t know that the president doesn’t sign amendments to the constitution.

[2] a woman spoke of a 13-year affair with the “associate christian minister”, husband and father of two.

source: [business insider]

i’m surprised i couldn’t find newt gingrich eating a corndog or three.

*fact check: it’s actually congress that decides that, but it’s a catchy first sentence, no?

the ipad scale app didn’t work as I expected.

is pepper spray a vegetable? if it is, then it could satisfy the USDA requirements for providing a vegetable serving in our kid’s school lunches? our occupy protestors are getting their USDA suggested vegetable consumption for the day.

our majority leader republicans have classified the two tablespoons of tomato paste on a pizza as a vegetable, thus satisfying the vegetable serving requirement for children’s school lunches. the proposed requirement was 2 cups, but that adds cost to the pizzas used. the lobbyists of major food producers ConAgra and Schwans made sure that didn’t turn into law, since it would negatively impact their bottom line. the health and expanding waistlines of our children lose out to corporate profits again.

reuters says it best here [story]

my favorite video game growing up. i found a copy for the mac, but haven’t got it running yet.

mr tom brier plays piano tunes ‘blind’, which means you can give him some sheet music and he’ll play it nearly perfectly the first time.