my life

i am a husband. i am a father of three. i work with computers all day. and enjoy it. i listen to live 105 and ksjs. i have one eyebrow as do my two sons - you're welcome. i think i am the best basketball player at my work, but it has yet to be proven. i suffer from memory loss. my calves are most likely bigger than yours. i own and operate a macbook pro.

my friends

are all on [facebook]

my rides

    toyota mr2
      geo prizm
        volkswagen passat
          bmw z3
            volkswagen gti
              bmw z4
                audi s4
                  honda civic hybrid (ouch!)
                    ac transit van hool a300

no one wants heartbreak on valentine’s day

but what about heart steak?

sarah palin likes the teabag

i hate giving sarah palin any space on my website, except in the cases where i can ridicule her further. her latest gaffe happened at a closed-to-the-media event with this “tea party” movement a few days back. several people caught her reading her hand while answering a question and someone caught it on video and was able to zoom in on her hand.

ironic that she chewed obama out for reading from a teleprompter, no?

it’s john mccain’s fault for bringing her to the national stage when she has zero (or even possibly negative) experience or rational thoughts about how things should go. she did not even complete one term as alaska’s governor. she is most definitely NOT fit to be one bullet away from being the leader of this country.

you know, 80% of republicans want sarah palin as the republican candidate for president in 2012, as do 100% of democrats.

she also says that climate research is “snake oil” and that we should remove environmental protection laws to encourage development. the only snake oil is what’s coming out of her mouth. so much for folksy traditional christian values when she has to lie and protect herself from exposing that her oldest son track was born out of wedlock. hey, it happens – just accept it and be a good mom. don’t lie to people and say you eloped when you actually got married 8 months before track’s birthday.

in some ways, i hope you can stay in the public eye some more  so that tina fey can mock you on national television for the next 4 years (or more).

more hateful sarah palin spew [sarahpalinexposed.com]

google’s first tv ad

eric schmidt indeed confirmed that hell hath frozen over for google to run a tv ad. this one ran during the third quarter of the super bowl

its wicked cold back east

(gotta love that 50-50 weight distribution on the nissan 370z)

and people riding out the storm by enjoying the necessities of life, bacon and beer.

gravity sucks

friday fremont fornication links

for about 60 minutes, isaac and i thought of team names for marcos’ upcoming t-ball team. he’s currently on the tigers, like the major league team from detroit. it would be nice if we can pick our own names for the team based on the composition of the kids – fremont fartbags, fremont failures or fremont phreakshow might be more appropriate? got any suggestions? send them to me.

-> a “growler” is a new way to tote your beer around. it’s a 64-oz jug that you can get filled up at your local bar and then bring home what you don’t finish [ny times]

-> the annual national cub and cougar convention just met the other week in millbrae. i know a couple ladies who might like to get into this next year [sj mercury]

-> who needs photoshop when you have ms paint for your web artwork? [squicky.com]

-> this guy’s wife cries at the end of movies, almost any movie – he’s captured this and posted them to youtube. he must like sleeping on the couch [cryingwife.com]

i wouldn’t be smiling either

jesus condom

westboro church FTL

westboro baptist church in topeka, kansas came out to san francisco to spread their hate towards gay folks and some of our own bay area natives caught wind of this and staged a counter-protest of their own. they made some humorous signs and mixed in with the protestors. this was enough to confuse the passers-by and neutralize the demonstration. the wbc folks left the scene quickly after that, with their heads hanging in defeat.

more signs here [asylum.com]

i think there are more gay people in san francisco than the entire population of topeka (pop. 122,000). maybe instead of flying these protestors around the country, why not give it back to some needy groups in their own home state?

it seems very self-serving to interpret the bible in their own way. why don’t they protest some of the other things that are banned in the book of leviticus, such as bowl cuts, tattoos, and eating shellfish? [bspcn.com]

i’m gonna wait for the ipad nano

the second rev of apple products are usually better than the first.

conan’s new craigslist ad