i can say that i’ve never seen anyone attempt the move in the last frame on this sign:

check out this 50’s era battleship board game box cover. note the women in the kitchen cleaning in the background while the men of the house attend to more serious matters. seems like some hidden message there that the women belong in the kitchen, or that women are not good for anything but cleaning. you definitely won’t see anything like this at my house, because marcos is too young to play board games yet.

sorry, i’ve been a laggard with posting. this was too good to pass up:

thanks to paul o for sharing.

if you don’t know what an at-at is, don’t bother reading further. i promise it’s a waste of your time.

in some social circles, this stroller would get your kid some serious props. in other circles, he would get stuffed in a garbage or get an indian burn.

more information here for the uninformed [wikipedia]

what would you save first in a fire?

unless someone has a gun, you’re not likely to see any city cops racing to your house when you have a disturbance outside or someone growing huge amounts of pot across the street. the guy in the article could have very well been my dad, considering how his logic works:

not me so much, but the wife has dropped maybe 5-10 pounds. i was thinking to bring something like this home, you know, to help out and stuff.

so has phammy, so i don’t feel so bad. i still don’t mind walking around with my shirt off in public. i could stand to lose 10-20 pounds but i’m not stressin just yet. a couple of the guys below have no business having their shirts off:

look at that guy on the right. he would get beat up and/or fondled in almost every locker room arond the country flaunting those b-cups. who needs a girlfriend with a set like those.

if you were looking to carjack someone, look no further. i think it’s safe to assume that anyone who puts pi to 27 places on his or her car will not give much physical resistance.

and french swear words count too

thanks to paul-o for passing that along

if alyssa said she wanted to go out with a black guy, or red guy, or yellow guy, then i’m all for it, as long as he treats her well. it would be neat to hang out with some interesting people of other cultures to hear their sides of stories. my only requirement for skin color is that he does not mess up the exposure of our group pictures. in some cases, it just doesn’t work out well.

i was going to try and avoid the entire paris hilton thing altogether since the entire country seems to be consumed with this trashy whore, but this picture of her being escorted back to jail is just too good to pass up.

paul sent this to me

so, at work and once in a while at home, i’ll walk by someone using the computer and i notice them doing a quick minimize or window switch to hide what they were looking at. i doubt it’s particularly dirty, but its probably something not related to what they should be doing. alyssa might hide a myspace page with her homework website and someone at work might be hiding an irc chat session with a work website. it’s obvious what they are doing, usually. if this happens once in a while, not a big deal, but for some people, every time you walk by (especially if you walk quietly), there’s some quick mouse action to cover up their wrongdoing.

for these people, i have found this privacy shroud to prevent the casual over-the-shoulder eavesdropping at what might be happening on the screen. the middle frame shows a travel-size “mobile shroud” for blackberry use on-the-go.

sorry to my three readers – there hasn’t been much happening lately. however, i did see this picture of jorge posada diving into the stands to get a foul ball at a recent yankees game.

i like that guy’s face in the stands. leslee taught me a word for that – JOTITO.

this shirt would be good for flee because she’s always lmao’ing when chatting, even though i suspect her face is making no motions whatsoever while she’s typing that.

i spotted this on a truck the other day.

if you can imagine the guy driving this thing and how his accent might be, then you can understand why it says haywar on the side of his truck.

Here’s some taglish that sounded pretty accurate.

1.  Use TENACIOUS in a sentence.
I went to the shoe store to buy a pair of TENACIOUS.

2. Use DEDUCT, DEFENSE, DEFEAT,and DETAIL in a sentence.
DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE,first DEFEAT and then DETAIL.

3. Use DEPOSIT in a sentence.
I hear dripping in the sink. I think DEPOSIT is leaking.

4. Use PERSUADING in a sentence.
Jack and Jill got married on June 1, 1997. So on June 1, 1998, they are going to celebrate their PERSUADING anniversary.

5. Use DEVASTATION in a sentence.
Every morning I wait for the bus at DEVASTATION.

6. Use IRAQ, IRAN, and EGYPT in a sentence.
IRAQ is bigger than a stone. IRAN faster than my friend. EGYPT is smaller than a truck.

7. Use PAUL four times in a sentence.
PAUL, be carePAUL, before you PAUL in the PAUL.

8. Use CUISINE in a sentence.
I hope you studied last night because our teacher might give a CUISINE math.

9. Use PAMPERS and PAPERS in a sentence.
At the gas station, some people PAMPERS and some PAPERS.

10. Use SCHOOLING in a sentence.
Ring, ring…..Hello? Who SCHOOLING?

11. Use TOENAIL in a sentence
To get to Kaneohe, you must go through Wilson TOENAIL.

12. Use PENIS in a sentence.
Before my boy go outside and play, I tell him to PENIS his homework.

13. Use EMPIRE in a sentence.
Ready! Aim! EMPIRE!!!

14. Use DEFICIT in a sentence.
When I go to the pool, I check out how DEFICIT.

15. Use HOSTESS in a sentence.
Hello? Hello? HOSTESS?!!

thanks to cath for bringing this to my attention.

gotta love how they can’t even move the branch out of the way.